Dog Poop

1. Dogs poop.

2. The "law" says you have to pick it up

3. The lady was standing in my yard on her cell phone while her dog pooped.

4. She looked at me, then walked away.

5. Dog poop left in the yard (and it wasn't Ellie's).

I bet she was just told that she won an all-expenses-paid vacation to Tacoma, and she was so excited that she casually walked away to start packing. Or she was blind, and able to walk and talk on a cell phone without assistance. She's a human miracle!